| !aaow | Plays the Michael Jackson “Aaow!” sound |
| !air-raid | Plays the air raid alarm sound |
| !ateam | Plays the A-Team theme song |
| !avengers | Plays the Avengers theme song |
| !awooga | Plays the “Awooga” sound effect |
| !axel-f | Plays the Crazy Frog music clip version of “Axel F” |
| !baker-street | Plays the sax section from Baker Street |
| !ban | Plays the “Banned!” sound clip |
| !beavis-and-butthead | Plays the “Beavis and Butthead” laughing clip |
| !bitch | Plays the “Bitch” yell sound clip |
| !bomb | Plays a bomb explosion sound clip |
| !boo | Sends a boo message and sound effect |
| !burn-out-fade-away | Plays the “It’s better to burn out, than to fade away” sound clip from Highlander. |
| !burp | Sends a burp to some random watcher |
| !buzzer | Plays the game show buzzer sound effect |
| !cartman | Plays Cartman’s ultimate curse sound byte |
| !cat-scream | Plays the cat scream sound effect |
| !cha-ching | Plays the cha-ching coin sound effect |
| !cheer | Sends a cheer message and sound effect |
| !chewy-laugh | Plays a sound clip of Chewbacca laughing |
| !chicken | Plays a chicken sound clip |
| !circus | Plays the circus bigtop music clip |
| !clench | Plays the “Clench the butt cheeks” sound clip |
| !combo-breaker | Plays the combo breaker sound clip from Killer Instinct |
| !cool | Plays the “Cool cooler coolest” sound clip |
| !crickets | Plays the crickets sound effect |
| !damn-son | Plays the “Damn Son” music clip |
| !diabetus | Plays the “Diabetus” sound clip |
| !doctor | Plays the “Doctor!” yell sound clip |
| !dolphine | Plays the dolphin sound clip |
| !drama | Plays a quick drama sound clip |
| !dramatic | Plays a dramatic music clip |
| !drop-the-bass | Plays a short Skrillex sound clip |
| !dundundun | Plays the “Dun dun dunnn” sound clip |
| !epic-sax | Plays an epic sax music clip |
| !evil-inc | Plays the jingle from Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated |
| !extra-life | Plays the extra life sound clip |
| !f-this | Plays the “I don’t know what the f— just happened” song clip |
| !fanfare | Sends out celebration fanfare and sound effect |
| !fart | Sends a fart to some random watcher |
| !fing-awesome | Plays the “This is f—ing awesome” music clip |
| !fing-genius | Plays the “F—ing genius!” sound clip |
| !finish-him | Plays the “Finish Him!” sound clip for Mortal Kombat |
| !fortuna | Plays the “Fortuna” epic orchestra sound clip |
| !gameover | Plays Hudson’s game over spiel from the movie Aliens. |
| !godzilla | Plays the Godzilla scream sound effect |
| !hallelujah | Plays the Hallelujah sound and music clip |
| !halloween | Plays the Halloween movie music clip |
| !hello-darkness | Plays the “Hello darkness my old friend” music clip |
| !hockey-goal | Plays the hockey goal music clip |
| !holy-shit | Plays the “Holy shit!” sound effect |
| !homie | Plays the “Homie don’t play that” sound clip |
| !hot-whistle | Plays the hot whistle sound clip |
| !huge-bitch | Plays the “That’s a huge bitch!” sound clip |
| !idiot | Plays the “You are an idiot” music clip |
| !in-my-ass | Plays the “I want you, in my ass” sound clip |
| !jaws | Plays the Jaws theme song music clip |
| !jason | Plays Friday The 13th’s kill chant sound clip |
| !killed-kenny | Plays the “You killed Kenny” sound clip |
| !laugh-at-you | Plays “They’re all going to laugh at you” from the movie Carrie |
| !legally-blind | Plays the “I’m legally blind” sound clip |
| !leroy-jenkins | Plays the “Leroy Jenkins” sound clip |
| !like-turtles | Plays the “I like turtles” sound clip |
| !look-at-my-horse | Plays the “Look at my horse” music clip |
| !loser | Plays the losing horn sound effect from The Price Is Right |
| !mad-dun-dun | Plays the angry “dun dun dun” sound effect |
| !make-money | Plays the Tupac make money music clip |
| !mario-coin | Plays the Mario coin collect sound effect |
| !mario-powerup | Plays the Mario powerup sound effect |
| !mario-shart | Plays a short mario music clip ending with a fart noise |
| !meow | Plays a cat meow sound clip |
| !mexican-trumpet | Plays a Mexican trumpet sound clip |
| !money | Plays the “Money” music clip |
| !money-money | Plays the “Money money money” music clip |
| !moo | Plays a cow moo sound clip |
| !moreyouknow | Plays the more you know jingle |
| !nani | Plays the “Nani?” Japanese sound clip |
| !nerd-alert | Plays the “Nerd alert!” sound clip |
| !oh-yeah | Plays the “Oh yeah” music clip |
| !omph | Plays the Blox “Omph” sound clip |
| !pegi-18 | Plays the “Pegi 18” spoken sound clip |
| !praise-the-lord | Plays the “Praise the Lord” sound clip |
| !ricky-roll | Plays “Never gonna give you up” by Rick Ashley |
| !rimshot | Plays a rimshot sound effect |
| !run | Plays the “Run” vine song |
| !scary-skeletons | Plays the “Scary Skeletons” music clip |
| !shesaid | Plays the That’s what she said quote from Wayne’s World |
| !shitty-flute | Plays the “Titanic” shitty flute song clip |
| !sike | Plays the “Sike sike” sound clip |
| !sneaky-beaky | Plays the “Are we rushing in, or are we doing sneaky beaky like?” sound clip |
| !sneeze | Sends a sneeze to some random watcher |
| !snore | Plays the snore sound clip |
| !spongebob-fail | Plays the Spongebob failure sound clip |
| !suck-it | Plays the “Suck It” song clip |
| !super-friends | Plays the Super Friends transition song clip |
| !suspense | Plays a suspenseful music clip |
| !take-a-selfie | Plays the “First, let me take a selfie” music clip |
| !tension | Plays a tension building music clip |
| !terminator | Plays the Terminator theme music clip |
| !thinking | Plays the Jeopardy thinking tune |
| !this-guy-stinks | Plays the “Oh brother, this guys stinks!” sound clip |
| !thomas | Plays the Thomas The Tank Engine music clip |
| !trap | Plays “It’s a trap” from Star Wars |
| !voices | Plays the “I hear voices” music clip |
| !wait-what | Plays the “Wait! What?” sound clip |
| !western | Plays an old west music clip |
| !whatever-mf | Plays the “Whatever Mother F—cker!” sound clip |
| !whompwhomp | Plays the whomp whomp sound effect |
| !why-you-lying | Plays the “Why You Lying” music clip |
| !win | Plays the “Win” sound byte from Sonic |
| !win-win-win | Plays the “All I do is win win win” music clip |
| !witch-laugh | Plays the witch laugh from Shadow of the Tomb Raider |
| !wow | Plays the “Wow” sound clip |
